Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Hoodie tombstone and somehow it works as

and somehow it works as life advice for every situation involving pizza

" "ONLY ORIGINALS

WI" above a posterized portrait of Roman Craig in a cap and sunglasses

Large white brush-stroke text below reads "WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex Hoodie tombstone and somehow it works asEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads