Psstkt Eagle - Women's T-Shirt kirksville Large Marge picked up one

Large Marge picked up one hitchhiker and scared an entire generation into never accepting rides from strangers

Bold red blackletter script reads "Schweddy Balls" centered between two cream-illustrated round baked goods with visible sprinkles

" surrounding a detailed green deciduous tree illustration with a brown trunk

and everybody at the buffet already knows it

Psstkt Eagle - Women's T-Shirt kirksville Large Marge picked up oneBald eagles exist on currency and government seals specifically so we forget they'd absolutely prioritize a cold one over democracy. PSSTKT is the only sound effect that belongs on the presidential seal. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle rendered in blue, white, and red spreads its wings wide, talons extended downward. One talon grips a red and white can labeled "BEER" in white block lettering while the other pops the tab, with bold