Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Women's T-Shirt fargo separated by bullet points

separated by bullet points

Vertically stacked black text reading "ESTD" and "1909" appears to the left of a front-facing steam locomotive illustration

Distressed golden-yellow bold serif text below reads "DECOMPOSER

with red and gold tassels hanging from the mouthpiece

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Women's T-Shirt fargo separated by bullet pointsSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved