Luminarch Ascension [Zendikar] Barto Club the Mind Flail isn't a

the Mind Flail isn't a creature unless you control three or more permanents you don't own

and your brain leaks out your ears

Sacrifice Selfless Spirit: Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn

Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn

Luminarch Ascension [Zendikar] Barto Club the Mind Flail isn't aSet: Zendikar Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{W} At the beginning of each opponent's end step, if you didn't lose life this turn, you may put a quest counter on Luminarch Ascension. (Damage causes loss of life.) {1}{W}: Create a 4 4 white Angel creature token with flying. Activate only if Luminarch Ascension has four or more quest counters on it.