Failboat in_stock — Ali-A (@OMGitsAliA) December 4

— Ali-A (@OMGitsAliA) December 4

while his other hand is replaced by the infamous hook that he uses on his victims

The exterior of his double-walled packaging shows the inside of a bathroom

Oh my… Ph1lza spawns in collectible form standing 4

Failboat in_stock — Ali-A (@OMGitsAliA) December 4The Collectible Well, good morning, good night or good afternoon viewers depending on your time zone! Failboat stands at 5 inches tall, happy as ever to sail the seas. His outfit is a light gray button up with a repeating pattern of anchors with dark navy captain pants. His attire is completed with a captains sailing hat and a pair of glasses that gently rest on top. He is seen to be resting on top of a yellow sailboat with a white sail, decorated