I GET DRUNK ON JEALOUSY Sizes:2XL This is not a request

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This tee is for the people who grew up hearing this and now dispense it as wisdom themselves

The Legend tee is for the person whose reputation in their circles is entirely earned and needs no introduction

I Put Sriracha on My Sriracha is for the person whose heat tolerance is a point of personal pride and who judges restaurants by their hot sauce selection

I GET DRUNK ON JEALOUSY Sizes:2XL This is not a requestThe Replacements lyric that hit differently depending on where you were in life when you first heard it. I Get Drunk on Jealousy is for the person who knows exactly what Westerberg meant, and considers it an accurate self description.