I SMELL BACON Size:3XL Ruthless villain — the category

Ruthless villain — the category for the person who approaches conflict with complete efficiency

The Dead Inside tee is for the person who has processed their emotions so efficiently they've streamlined the whole operation

This tee is for the people who know exactly what it means to live in 90266

and communicates a complete and settled relationship to whatever just happened

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