I Don't Work Here - Unisex Tank Top chester Knowing where every skeleton hides

Knowing where every skeleton hides makes you the most dangerous person Vernon never saw coming

Pig Burgers serves a super quarter pounder on soaked wax paper with a side of existential crisis

light blue text reads "EST" and "1903" above distressed blue block text reading "BASEBALL

Smaller gold-tan text beneath reads "33 WEST 52ND STREET

I Don't Work Here - Unisex Tank Top chester Knowing where every skeleton hidesKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.